BREAKING: ANDREWS TO MASSAGE PAVANO
Sounds like Pavano is heading down to Birmingham for some one on one treatment with none other than Dr. Andrews. Andrews is the same person, you might remember, who turned Ruben Sierra from a Mexican league disappointment into one of the most virile bench players since Rod Johnson regularly came off the bench for the Chicago Cubs in the late 1970s.
This is big, grand news.
This is big, grand news.
posted by Anthony at 8:27 AM
10 Comments:
The only Andrews I want massaging me is Erin Andrews (ESPN Sideline Reporter.)
Is it possible to just forget this guy? Come on seriously. 19 starts in 3 years? What the frig?
At least there's only a year and a half left on the contract.
Mussina's pitching today so hopefully he'll do ok.
A Dr. Andrews massage? I can see Goose's bachelor party shaping up suddenly!
Gus
Goose. I knew him first, Joe.
I don't know who you are The Jack Sack. But my friend Gus (pronounced Goose) Stuart would certainly not associate with the likes of you.
Jack Sack: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!?
Wait...what? Adam, I didn't even know you were a fan of 24, nevermind someone who was completely gay for 24.
How did I never check your profile before?
Completely gay indeed.
And the Republic of Uzbekistan...nice touch. ;)
As far as I'm concerned, you abandoned the whole Central Asian crackpot shtick years ago. Borat pushed you. I'm pushing just a little bit extra.
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