Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Yankees News

Zimmer is turning into our Robert Mugabe.

Meanwhile, 75 Frank Torre has received a kidney from his daughter. Can anyone say "selfish"? Maybe that will inspire the team to go from terrible to mediocre.

In other news, Roger is supposed to make a decision by May 31. Does anyone else hope he goes to Boston? It would be such a kick in the crotch to us, and I think we should turn this into a season of self-loathing.

It's a good catharsis, right Joe?

5 Comments:

Blogger J. Marcavage said...

Yes, a dandy catharsis indeed. Maybe I'll just drive to Newark Airport so Garbowski can be turned away because of a tattered passport.

11:09 AM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

ZING!

Seriously, how does Germania look at this very moment?

1:37 PM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

But seriously, I think Frank Torre is a bastard for taking his daughter's fresh kidney. But he's a Torre, he's not going anywhere 'till the Good Lord says so, right?

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bob Murcer's in the booth!!!!!!!!!!!

8:59 PM  
Blogger garboman said...

I love Zim's loyalty. Too bad, he's senile and aged.

1:49 AM  

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