Alex Rodriguez The New Closer
6-2 lead against the Green Sox and....and....and.....the precious bullpen blows it. If only the Great Alex Rodriguez could pitch. He's now going to come out of the bullpen? Can he win MVP and Cy Young Award?
Someones needs to save the team. Time to make the call to Moosic. Or make some trades. Matsui and Damon for Andruw Jones. Pavano and Igawa and the Brooklyn Bridge for Johan Santana.
Alex Rodriguez for President!
Someones needs to save the team. Time to make the call to Moosic. Or make some trades. Matsui and Damon for Andruw Jones. Pavano and Igawa and the Brooklyn Bridge for Johan Santana.
Alex Rodriguez for President!
posted by Anonymous at 7:59 AM
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Take a look at Gary Sheffield's line:
AVG: .125
R: 9
HR: 1
RBI: 5
OBP: .311
SLG: .196
H/AB: 7/56
What a moth.
Albert Pujols:
AVG: .197
R: 8
HR: 4
RBI: 9
OBP: .310
SLG: .426
H/AB: 12/61
It's April, Joe... way too early to pass judgment on anyone yet.
Rivera:
ERA: 8.44
SV: 0
BS: 2
BAA: .286
Adam, you're highly intelligent.
I'm glad I didn't take Rivera in a Fantasy League. Oh the fool I would have been.
I know, Joe. I know.
Danny, feel free to thank me if you'd like. Not only did I save you the embarrassment of having drafted Rivera, I told you about how I saved you that embarrassment in advance.
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