Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Steinbrenner: "We win or I kill my son-in-law."

So the Yankees clinched. So what? A-Rod is still a zombie. They had to nail Giambi to the bench this evening because he almost floated away with that enlarged head of his. Bernie Williams is impotent (just as Posada). Torre wears diapers (just as Posada). And Randy Johnson is old.

So I ask again, so what?

10 Comments:

Blogger J. Marcavage said...

Bernie Williams hit one thousand homeruns tonight. Top that one big shot.

10:53 PM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

Seriously, Steiner. Bashing Bernie when he hits a HR? Thats not right. Take it back!

10:54 PM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

See, this is what happens when white guys try to be funny, Steiner. Sheesh...

10:55 PM  
Blogger Anthony said...

You're as big as Steiner lets you be and no bigger, and don't forget it, ever.

11:13 PM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

We didn't "back into" this division title. I'm sick of hearing this nonsense. We've got the best record in the AL, we're 32 games over .500 and we'll probably end the season with 97 wins. How is this is unacceptable?

9:45 AM  
Blogger J. Marcavage said...

What's unacceptable Cohen, is that we are going to limp into the playoffs.

10:07 AM  
Blogger Anthony said...

I believe Dan the Man was joking.

10:38 AM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

Joe, point your finger at TAJT for fielding a subpar roster these past few games. We limp because he asks us to!

3:16 PM  
Blogger J. Marcavage said...

For the last few weeks the normal guys have been playing. Correctly stated though, the Yanks had their B team out there last night.

They still had at least one opportunity with runners in scoring position, first and second I think. But they could't drive in a run.

And I talked to Dan this morning. He said the sincerity of the last post ranks up there with eating the holy cookie at Catholic mass.

3:32 PM  
Blogger Anthony said...

Dan was making a big joke, one of his patented deadpan funnies.

Dan, am I wrong?

4:09 PM  

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