Friday, April 14, 2006

Stickin' It To Barry



In a stunning turn of events today, Barry Bonds may be under investigation by the FBI. Oh, Barry, oh Barry no.

Juice

9 Comments:

Blogger Anthony said...

That gives new meaning to "purple-headed warrior."

12:48 AM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

Terrible. I hate this fucking blog.

8:04 AM  
Blogger Anthony said...

Greats news from the NY POST:

"Carl Pavano threw from halfway up the mound in Tampa yesterday and reported no problems to GM Brian Cashman during a phone conversation. Pavano's return date is unclear, but he'll do the same thing on Saturday."

9:47 AM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

He's a 96er!

10:50 AM  
Blogger Anthony said...

I love it: "Halfway up the mound."

I had a dream last night that Joe Torre came to visit a group of us (Adam, you weren't there) in some weird dormitory. I asked him whether it was a greater thrill being a player or Yankees manager (he said player) and something else which I can't remember. But he hung out and chatted for like an hour. Nice guy.

11:10 AM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

Steiner, you're such a sad loser of a man.

Coincidentally, I had a dream where Larry Bowa and I went out for a night at the strip club. It was following the Yanks winning the 2008 World Series. (Hint: *your* manager wasn't running the show). You should have seen that "screaming loon" Bowa in the champagne room!

11:36 AM  
Blogger Anthony said...

Was Bowa the team's manager? If so, I'm sorry you had a bad dream. I know you don't want him as manager.

3:22 PM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

It was a nightmare... with tits!

4:19 PM  
Blogger J. Marcavage said...

Haha, just a play on words, Mark.

1:21 PM  

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