Robinson Cano is the starting second baseman for the New York Yankees. He so far is 1-2 with a run batted in. He plays a dandy game, no friends- he is not gone.
Fortunately, with the rest of the Yankee lineup, Cano’s job is simply not to completely suck. It’s a job that I think he is doing admirably. Also, Mark, I gotta say, I’m a little uncomfortable with how interested you’ve become in my whereabouts. I mean jeez, my hard drive crashes and you get all hysterical.
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Pathetic attempt to rouse us. Cairo is my preferred 2B. There, now disagree with me!
P.S. Pop Fisher's Bums rock!!!
I support Cairo for whatever. First base, second base. Who gives a shit, Cano's gone?
Robinson Cano is the starting second baseman for the New York Yankees. He so far is 1-2 with a run batted in. He plays a dandy game, no friends- he is not gone.
"Is Cano Done?" is an anagram for "I Dance Soon." Is Mr. Steiner trying to tell us something?
If our fantasy league was AL-NL mixed, Mr. Wright would be a 'Bum. Why you ask? Because he fits perfectly into the genius plan I have concocted!
Your love for Cano has touched me. I will go easy on your team in the roto league.
Fortunately, with the rest of the Yankee lineup, Cano’s job is simply not to completely suck. It’s a job that I think he is doing admirably. Also, Mark, I gotta say, I’m a little uncomfortable with how interested you’ve become in my whereabouts. I mean jeez, my hard drive crashes and you get all hysterical.
Leave it Critchley's brilliance to blow my cover. Ah, what the hell. Folks, I'm gay and I've joined a merengue troupe!
That's way too many silent "e's" in Steiner's post. Gay.
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