OPENING DAY AT YANKEE STADIUM
Friends, I know a 2-4 road-trip can take the steam out of your pumps, but don't despair. We have a three game stint at home against the KC Royals, whose offense is about as potent as Hugh Hefner without his blue pills.
In case any of you bastages care, Robinson Cano has a .714 BA against Joe Mays (no relation to Willie). Sure that's based on 5 hits out of 7 at-bats, but that's a nice number nonetheless. A-Rod, Jeter, Sheff and Matsui all have over .300 averages against this piece of AL pitching trash too. If anyone here has Joe Mays in the fantasy league, now is the time to bench him. You don't need to absorb the hurtin' the Yanks are going to exact on Mays today.
Here's Joe working that 12.46 ERA
Again, I reiterate that we are blessed to be Yankees fans. If you can swing it, find a place to watch the game. If not, hold fast! The Yanks are going to open up the 2006 season at home in style.
In case any of you bastages care, Robinson Cano has a .714 BA against Joe Mays (no relation to Willie). Sure that's based on 5 hits out of 7 at-bats, but that's a nice number nonetheless. A-Rod, Jeter, Sheff and Matsui all have over .300 averages against this piece of AL pitching trash too. If anyone here has Joe Mays in the fantasy league, now is the time to bench him. You don't need to absorb the hurtin' the Yanks are going to exact on Mays today.
Here's Joe working that 12.46 ERAAgain, I reiterate that we are blessed to be Yankees fans. If you can swing it, find a place to watch the game. If not, hold fast! The Yanks are going to open up the 2006 season at home in style.
posted by TheJackSack at 9:38 AM
2 Comments:
I can't get into it too much yet. We all know the first week of the season is next to meaningless. We'll see where they are 15 games in, which I think will be about 9-6.
Editor's note: I replaced the sentence "KC Roayls offense is about as effective as Scott McClellan at a press conference" with "is about as potent as Hugh Hefner without his blue pills." It's a inconsequential edit, but one I am happy to provide in the face of Bush's 60% disapproval rating.
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