Thursday, March 30, 2006

BREAKING NEWS: CORPORATE SPONSORS PUSH MLB FOR SUPERFICIAL INVESTIGATION OF STEROIDS

Ok, we've been down this road before. Bonds used steroids, Sheffield used steroids, Giambi used steroids, blah, blah, blah. Now, MLB Commish Selig has cracked under pressure from fans (and media) and put the screws to Bonds for approaching and almost certainly passing Babe Ruth's HR mark. But Bud, ya knew about the juicin' for years, why now? Here's why:

"Also yesterday, MLB corporate sponsors Bank of America and Home Depot said they would not sponsor any marketing activities related to Bonds' pursuit of Babe Ruth and Aaron."

The immediate loss of sponsorship dough is one part of the bigger money picture. Obviously, Bonds passing Ruth will upset a lot of fans, but that does not mean there will be a mass abandonment of baseball by the millions who attend games and watch on television. However, doing nothing (which has been Selig's job-description during his tenure as Commish) has made matters worse. This is about baseball saving face. The minimal effort being put forth will actually succeed in placating the media and fans (and sponsors) into a renewed sense of security on this issue. That will keep the sponsors calm, and to be honest, that will be the best thing for the game in the long-term. In a couple of months, Selig will announce the end of the investigation at a press conference and he'll say "we conducted an independent probe, we did our part, let's now move forward from all of this."

For once, I agree with Bud.

8 Comments:

Blogger TheJackSack said...

Check below in the "Back to the Yankees" article, TOny has posted a good article about the continuing schism between Posada and Unit. What's with these guys? Does Posada disapprove of Unit's parenting skills that much? Dios Mio!

11:11 AM  
Blogger Anthony said...

I don't think this is a bad thing, as long as it doesn't solely focus on Bonds. I would like a full accounting of who did what, not for punishment purposes, but for posterity and HOF purposes.

11:26 AM  
Blogger J. Marcavage said...

I hope the investigation drives Bonds into the ground like a railroad spike. And I hope his numbers follow him to Hell.

11:41 AM  
Blogger Anthony said...

Joe, we're kin. I don't like to see that sort of anger from kin.

11:44 AM  
Blogger Anthony said...

You're all way ahead of Bud on this. I'm just honored to be here.

1:53 PM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

Cap Weinberger was set to run this probe but then somebody told him Vicente Padilla (sleeper star pitcher of Pop Fisher's Bums) was the bastard-child of a Nicaraguan Sandinista, at which point the former SecDef dropped dead.

3:15 PM  
Blogger Anthony said...

Adam, you should have just left it with "Cap Weinberger was all set to run this probe..." because that was hilarious.

4:09 PM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

As Associate Justice Scalia would say "Vafancullo!"

9:32 PM  

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