BREAKING NEWS: GARRITY "NOT INTERESTED"
In a stunning turn of events, Dickinson alum and longtime "Friend of the Warriors" Patrick Garrity has declared himself "not interested" in any form of blog participation. Claiming much of the content "over the top," he declined Steiner's invitation for increased participation early Friday morning. Shortly thereafter, Steiner held a press conference, calling for a "prolonged period of mourning and reflection" and a "desire to make things 'good' again."
posted by Anthony at 12:46 PM
9 Comments:
Who the fuck is Garrity?
You've got a lot of nerve, Cohen. How many easy goals did Garrity feed during junior/senior year floor hockey?
Yes, THAT Garrity.
The ratio of easy goals from floor hockey to the cans/bottles of beer he drank out of my fridge in Wilson Hall was approx. 1:1,000. That being said, he is a good kid and I shall always adore the time we shared in Central Pennsylvania. Garrity is a solid dude, all the way. "Christ, my groin!"
Nothing like sipping on a smooth bottle of Dos Equis, and all the while laughing to yourself because you replaced it with a stale, 16 ounce can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Guys like that are OK in my book.
By the way, I thought the Stark comment was hilarious.
I wouldn't say Garrity was a fan of the Busch Lite Tall Boy beer can, but I will say that he could more than tolerate his share.
Back to the issue at hand- did Garrity really call this blog "over the top?" Are we that outrageous?
In mid-morning, Patrick was made aware of the blog and invited to participate. He declined. See original post for further information. I know that's unsatisfactory, but at this moment that's simply all I am at liberty--both as a matter of law and conscience--to say.
Again, I ask you, are we that outrageous?
Damn you, sir. I am not at liberty to speculate on matters of the taste. Please respect my reticence.
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