Wednesday, April 05, 2006

EXIT LIGHT! ENTER NI-IGHT!

In case you have not heard, there's a controversy among fans over which N.Y. closer is entitled to use Metallica's "Enter Sandman" as their entrance music. Billy Wagner, a part-time alpaca farmer, tells us he's been using the song since 1996. Mariano Rivera says he actually prefers latin ballads, but understands the fans love the song and associate him with it (and some very awesome memories too). Mo really doesn't care, as he is too close to God to get mired in these sorts of affairs, but he did have this to say:

"To the people who are fighting over this, I appreciate your loyalty," Rivera said. "I respect their decision and I love them. It's simple as that."

He loves those who love him.

I love him. So should all of you.

8 Comments:

Blogger Anthony said...

That is pretty damn funny. Rivera is like Cerrano in Major League II, but without all the terrible play.

And check this out from the article:

"Carl Pavano's bruised behind is feeling better, and the right-hander wants to start playing catch again. But the Yankees are awaiting clearance from a back specialist. "We're being extra cautious," general manager Brian Cashman said."

Thumbs down. Way down.

9:34 PM  
Blogger J. Marcavage said...

Moth.

10:27 PM  
Blogger Anthony said...

Boys, he want to play catch again! He wants to play catch again!

10:41 PM  
Blogger garboman said...

Too lame to be worthy of commentary. Wagner needs to win something before he starts his bitching.

1:09 AM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

Another tough loss. Somebody tell me how Jaret Wright was able to throw all these years while holding that purse of his. What a mess.

7:57 AM  
Blogger Anthony said...

I can't answer that. Nor can I answer why some fantasy managers have the young lady on their roster.

10:13 AM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

Wright is on my team because it was Cap Weinberger's dying wish...

10:34 AM  
Blogger Anthony said...

Haha. Cap's dead and gone. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.

12:32 PM  

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