Breaking News: Cohen Lied
Two days ago Adam Cohen said Gary Sheffield would be traded "within hours." That has not happened. Adam, I believe I speak for every man, woman, and child at Steiner's Warriors in demanding an explanation.
posted by Anthony at 3:09 PM
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I feel violated. I don't easily trust people Adam, but my trust in you grew with every post. Now, I just don't know anymore.
That was some other Adam Cohen!
Try googling the name, you'll be clicking through the hits for hours!
-Adam "The Real Deal" Cohen
PS I do agree that the deal will be announced within hours (maybe a few dozen hours, but soon!!!)
I forgive Adam Cohen. All the Adam Cohens.
See, if we can forgive Steiner for that bogus Carlos Beltran trade a while back, y'all can cut me a little slack on the inevitable Sheff trade.
Or was Steiner merely communicating with himself from an alternate dimension? Fascinating.
In other news, Britney Spears is divorcing that male dancer she married.
Just hang in there on the Sheff trade...
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