Sunday, May 14, 2006

Power in the Mullett?

Let Randy bring back the mullett! I don't know about anybody else but just by looking at these two pictures I can tell which one I am personally intimidated by. Look at the guy on the left. He looks like somebody you would see in Birmingham Alabama at a Toby Keith concert. Mix in six foot ten (and maybe a 12 pack) and I guaruntee nobody would mess with this guy. Now contrast this with the smiley Yankee Randy. This guys looks like somebody you would buy a buy a church raffle ticket from because you felt bad for him. (notice the unassuming grin on his face). So I say let it grow Unit and maybe the power was in the mullett. Maybe if it comes in slowly the Boss won't notice until it is too late and he is shoving 99 mph fastballs down the throat of Big Fatti. As with Sampson -- the power was in the hair. Randy can still be business in the front, let's just see that party in the back! Let's all have a drink today to the return of the Kentucky Waterfall!

1 Comments:

Blogger TheJackSack said...

Sure, he can grow his hair back, but let's also pay him his 1995 salary too... f---ing deadbeat dad.

10:23 AM  

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