Sunday, April 30, 2006

Randy Johnson is growing breasts?

The tabloids claimed that same thing about Kenny Rogers 15 or so years ago. Why? Well, I guess because he was. Randy, on the other hand, is just pitching like a Hall of Famer at age 42. He's still got it...some of the time. Like last season, I'm sure that once the weather warms that old body will loosen up and he'll go on a mean streak. Or maybe not. (without anger) It's not certain. No, nothing is certain.

Any word on Pavano? Adam, who's available as far as trading goes? Let's get on the ball here, fellas.

-Steiner

PS: How about the Mets? They are 7 games up in their division! We're going to be hearing a lot out of this guy all season long if this keeps up. Raji, see you in the Series if not at the beach house!

3 Comments:

Blogger TheJackSack said...

The Mets are winning games this year that they would absolutely lose last year. They are going to win their division if they stay healthy.

Who's available for a trade? Your Mom, Steiner.

8:02 AM  
Blogger Anthony said...

Adam Cohen is growing breasts...

10:44 AM  
Blogger TheJackSack said...

Carl Pavano is growing another part of female anatomy... something below the Mason-Dixon...

1:19 PM  

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