Tuesday, May 23, 2006

BREAKING NEWS: Jaret Wright Is A Warrior

I don't even think its premature to put this out there. Jaret Wright went into the belly of the beast and delivered 5 shutout innings. Meanwhile, somewhere in a Dutch dayspa, Carl Pavano was getting a facial and watching Lifetime television while getting hormone injections. Now, I ask you to all pray for Jaret Wright's groin- quit wasting your energy on Barbaro's leg-- I promise you all his name will be forgotten by October.

2 Comments:

Blogger Anthony said...

I believe Wright has the next best ERA in the rotation after Mussina...over a point better than Randy Johnson.

So far so good.

11:44 PM  
Blogger Luker said...

Wright has been pitching well and throwing harder than Unit -- keep it up you tobacco chewing yokel! On another note -- Manny admiring that homerun was one of the most ignorant and disrespectful displays I have seen in a long time. If he doesn't take one in the side tonight from Unit the Yanks have no balls. Can you imagine if he did that against Bob Gibson or even Clemens for that matter??

7:45 AM  

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