REPORT: FORMER BLOGGER'S COUSIN TREATS MATSUI
Dr. Melvin Rosenwasser, the orthopedic surgeon who operated on Matsui's wrist and is overseeing his subsequent rehab, is the cousin of former Steiner's Warriors blogger Mark Rosenwasser.
When asked for comment, Rosenwasser stated:
"Melvin is my dad's first cousin. [He] is a professor of orthopedic surgery specializing in the hand at Columbia. He's handled Sheffield, Jeter, and now Matsui I guess. "
In other news, Octavio Dotel paid a visit to Dr. James Andrews this week for a checkup on his tricep. Andrews reported Dotel to be in "marvelous" condition, with "muscles so toned as to make my hands quiver and my soul thank God I was born a healer of men." Dotel's recent inflammation is not considered serious, but Andrews was "glad to oblige" and scheduled another visit with Dotel in two weeks. "I want to watch his muscle very closely," said Andrews. "I assured him that I have ways to relieve such inflammation."
When asked for comment, Rosenwasser stated:
"Melvin is my dad's first cousin. [He] is a professor of orthopedic surgery specializing in the hand at Columbia. He's handled Sheffield, Jeter, and now Matsui I guess. "
In other news, Octavio Dotel paid a visit to Dr. James Andrews this week for a checkup on his tricep. Andrews reported Dotel to be in "marvelous" condition, with "muscles so toned as to make my hands quiver and my soul thank God I was born a healer of men." Dotel's recent inflammation is not considered serious, but Andrews was "glad to oblige" and scheduled another visit with Dotel in two weeks. "I want to watch his muscle very closely," said Andrews. "I assured him that I have ways to relieve such inflammation."
posted by Anthony at 6:13 PM
3 Comments:
That creepy motherf---er Andrews...
Congrats Mark. Now if you could only somehow put that information in a way so others could benefit. Hmmm. Wait, it's coming to me.
Yes! I've got it. A web log, a weblog, a blog! My god, now where can we find one of those?
Tony, how is your car holding up in the flood? Are you and August faring well? Does George Bush hate white people too?
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