I give you......Jason Samuel Garbowski

Friends,
If we are to adopt a mascot then may I suggest this man for consideration? Jason Samuel Garbowski. He is a testament to what every member of this blog aspires to become. His cunning wit has inspired, it has boggled, and it has challenged the minds of each and every one of us. Don’t be fooled by his disheveled attire, stubbled face, and bumbling almost child-like nature. He is a crouching tiger, ready to strike. He is one of the most talented wordsmiths ever conceived. I know he’s sent me scrambling for a dictionary a time or two. The man plays poker with more reckless abandon than Leeroy Jenkins shown when his "pals for life" guild raided the dreaded dragon cave. We can only hope that he’ll accept this noble request. Gentlemen, the time to choose is now, and each of us should fly our flags high, for Jason…Samuel… Garbowski.